Tuesday, November 18, 2008

I've lost all hope...

Okay, so I have totally lost all hope in the medical profession. Why is it absolutely necessary for doctors to think that because you are on anti-depressants you are PSYCHO, and therefore not medically sick, but emotionally sick? I refuse to go to the doctor, like, EVER again. Let me break this down for ya'll... So, I went to the gyno, which is like the WORST experience EVER... I mean, who wants cold, metal, speculum rapers in their vag? NOT ME! So, anyway... I sucked up all my mental health, which is like -17%, and went. I mean, I have like super-de-duper bad endometriosis and have felt like my insides have been ripped out by a dull ice cream scoop... no biggie. So I go in to the doc with my super sweaty hands and muster the courage to look him in the face and tell him all about my pain and that birth control DOESN'T work and that I want other options. So, said speculum man tells me that the only option is birth control... And I was like, hey I had a surgery once that helped like a ton! And it is like, totally safe and I went back to work the next day... And he got all wacky and was like, OH hell no, you have to try birth control again... and I was like, hey shiz head... NO! And so he was like, Do you have a history of abuse....... and I was like WTF? But finally told him that yes... I do have a history... So he tells me that my "pelvic pain" is a symptom of my past and therefore I need therapy. So, I was like... um... I have endometriosis... So do something... and he said, no birth control... no help. Nice to meet you. And there was NO pelvic exam....... Which, trust me...... I wasn't SO sad about... BUT, I was like... Um, WTF do I pay you for???
It isn't just the gyno... trust me... All doctors are this way. So, basically, I am going to stop all medications, and stop seeing doctors, and stop being crazy, and stop being unhealthy.

So, WHATEV... I am NEVER, EVER, EVER, going to the doc again....... Apparently I am just not stable enough... and all my physical pain is a symptom of my crazies...

On a good note... Unicycling is now a sport. I don't know how to unicycle, but if I did, I would DEF go the olympics... or whatever competition they show off their skills in.

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